Is that Patrick Bateman at the end of the bar?

OK, so lemme tell you this: I'm depressed. In fact, I'm so depressed I'm actually looking forward to my mid-life crisis. Yep, that's how depressed I am. It's my birthday (or maybe not, what time is it?). It's Brussels and I wish it'd be New York. Or London, maybe. Or Hanoi or Pontianak, just because it sounds better than a place associated with sprouts. And instead of a beer, I wish I'd be having a tequila sunrise with a dash of vanilla, 2 quarters of russian vodka with peppers and fresh pussy essence from the two blondes to the left of me. And I know what I'm gonna do: I'm going to keep a blog. And shoot a porn movie - "Geoff's Best Of Porn 2005". All 43 seconds of it. Uncensored and uncut, with the "making-of" and an in-between-the scenes interview. I wonder if 43 seconds may not be too long. Hell, I'm depressed!